if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
- Ed Sheeran - Give Me Love
- A Great Big World (ft. Christina Aguilera) - Say Something
Requested by: avulcanwolf
Say Something © 2013 Epic Records and Sony Music Entertainment; Give Me Love © 2011 Warner Music Group ; My mash-ups are transformative works and are protected by the DMCA’s fair-use doctrine.
There is a story behind these two. Written below is a thing that I’ve fantasized for this AU that I’m too lazy to actually fic. I might one day? I’ll call it Geisha Boy. Please read at your own discretion.
(FYI: for the next few weeks, I’ll be posting a poop tonne of drawings I’ve done for the fic below because ugh obsession.)
i. do not fall in love with me.
for i am hungry and cruel & i
will hollow you out with heavy
secrets & ugly insides.
i am not beautiful, i am scarred.
my mind is dusty archives with
paper thoughts that my wildfire
heart has a tendency to burn.
i will burn you. i will not provide
because i am selfish & frigid &
i will steal your offered comfort.
ii. do not fall in love with me.
for i am a killer.
finger pointed in a permanent
pistol, i will whisper compassion
with the heavy barrel of my gun.
iii. do not fall in love with me
because i am cruel.
i am jealous & messy & savage
& i will show you what a true monster
is. i will posses you utterly.
i will suffocate you.
iv. do not fall in love with me.
for i am a sadist and i will feed
you my chaos affection & you
v. do not fall in love with me.
for i am a liar.
i will hurt you & crush you & scream
my strength into the air between us.
i will make you feel wonderful & worthless.
vi. do not fall in love with me.
for i am weak.
& i will inhale you more than the
stolen oxygen in my butterfly lungs.
i will rely on you with my life & i will
lock my heart away inside your ribcage
because I do not trust myself with it.
vii. do not fall in love with me.
for i will need you.
Well, Loki just wanna get a kiss from Thor in this wonderful day.
like putting babies to sleep <3
how it goes down, y’all
super glad i get to use my loki and powerpuff girls tags on the same post.
You know, everyone else has these long, elaborate plots they want for their ‘thorki want’ ideas.
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like, “You know what I want? Fic where Loki is cursed to need ten smooches on his face every day. They can be at any time of the day, but there has to be ten of them. But they can at least be banked up, within reason, so if Thor has to go away for a week, they just plop down and Loki reads a book while Thor smooches his forehead and his cheeks and the corner of his mouth and the bridge of his nose seventy times, until they’re stocked up.
"There. That’s my thorki want."
#this is so beautiful so fluffy#omg it’s my#thorki want#as well#the nicest one i’ve read so far omg ahhhh#IT’S SO CUTE#STOCKED UP#just imagine loki going totally deep purple at the end#paralyzed by embarrassment#while thor’s just golden and wonderfully happy to show his affections#friggy pigs and din din would love this#i think they’re looking for a spell for this right now (via thacmis)
So, I just laughed really hard at the realization that, OH OF COURSE IT WOULD BE DIN DIN AND FRIGGY PIGGY THAT “CURSED” LOKI, because they were tired of their sons arguing and not smooching. And that’s why Loki can’t undo it easily, because he’s no match for Odin or Frigga’s magic yet, much less the two of them working together.
Which means that Loki has to put up with it, always acting so unaffected and bored, but secretly he’s reveling in the open affection. Or the times when Thor’s really angry with Loki, but still THE SMOOCHES MUST BE LAID UPON LOKI’S FACE, so he gives these sharp pecks at first, but about halfway through, Loki’s sour lemon face gets to him and Thor is totally p-whipped and just melts, like, awwww, he is the cutest cranky shit I have ever known, I really do love this sour grapes little shit and the rest of the smooches are much more loving and happy.
Meanwhile their parents casually high-five without looking, because that was the whole purpose.
thanks thorkizilla I’ve drawn the most random din din and friggy piggy comic strip yet
I BEAT THE GAME OMG I BEAT THE FREAKING GAME
I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF